Satan...?
Well i'm back and i've got some investigating to do. I would like to know who Satan is...no sarcasm please, you know like, he's a bad guy, or prince of darkness OK! My guess is either The Jess or Adam. Well leave a message if you have any ideas. Well i've been working today...and yesterday....all week infact but hey! I'm becoming ever-more present on the web too, i go on mtv2s' msg boards so catch me there as "The_Funkster" from time to time. Cheerz and remember if you know Satan let us know k.
Cookster
P.S. Cheerz Satan for saying cool shit!

Donald Can Shove IT!
Well here i am yet again, i'd just like to point out that the title for today reffers to some guy called Donald who left the following msg on the board "shit site"...oh no mate thats too abrupt...well taking that advice into account i'd like to give Donald some advice...Donald mate, to be fair, to be totally f***ing fair, grow a dick and get laid, even though i don't think you could even pay a Man-Whore to do it with a stolen dick! Well thats the body really of to days post so onto some lighter buzzness, seeing as i'm so generous there is now a link to my m8 Zinderz's blog, it is labled "GatewayToBuzznia" check-it-out in the PRIMARY linkage point where Google News used to be. If any one wants me to leave a link for them send me your blog address and if its good enough...the standards ain't to high mind, i'll put it down as a link. As usual all comments on the msg board...if i see anything offensive there will be a public world wide web stylie insult left for the bastard who attenpts to offend me.
Cheerz, The Cookster

The Weekend...A Chronicle Of An Oddessy...I Know It Looks Like An Essay But It's Worth Reading...I Think(!)
Well i've had a good weekend. And as you can tell by the title i'm gonna tell y'all 'bout it!Well it started on Saturday night when we had the reception for my cousin Dan...oh by the way good luck m8!Well it started with a glass of punch...then of wine...then of champagne...then 5 bottles of Buddwieser and 2 of Smirnoff Ice, plus a BIG roast dinner...not a good mix...i could tell that when i was looking at it a couple of hours later at 2:30 in the morning:-s And then the much hyped "Band Practice" on Sunday went well...we nailed "The warmth" by Incubus...buy the album.."Make Yourself" in your local store it's my album of the week!Like i said it all went well till an old women came bangin' on the window of the factory (we practice in my dads factory) Well she called me out...and by this time she was really mad. She told me we'd been there since 1:00 for 4 hours...LIE, we'd been there since 2 and it was ten minutes to five...you do the maths...she also said "we've been timing you"...how can some crazed beeatch be in the company of others...ahh...an insane asylme! I informed her of this fact many times but she argued with me...eventually she said "the time does'nt matter"...i replied "IF THE TIME DOESN'T MATTER DON'T WASTE MY TIME TELLING ME IT DOES!" She then sez "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DAD AND HIS F***ING FACTORY I'M GOING TO THE COUNSEL FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING!"...mad old bint like CORNWALL BLOODY COUNSEL would give a crap! Some people really should get laid sometime:-) Well i'll be off thanx for readin' this instalment of "The Disrespectful Cookster And His (Not the right kinda) Action Packed Weekends!
P.S. Check out the WebsiteOfTheWeek...or Month...i can't remember what i put OK!It's full of comedy gems...especially "sbemails". Oh and check out my man "The Roffster" (our guitarist)'s Blog:www.all-roffsters-verve.blogspot.com/
Cheerz Again!

Massive Thanks!
Like i said boys and girls massive thanks to our dear friend Ed who has given us the greatest gift of all...a message board that, yes thats write, acctually works! Remember kids CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENTS...and Cheerz if you leave a message and get involved!
Cookster
P.S. Massive shout-outs to The Jess! Who well break in the new message board...TAKE IT AWAY JESS!

Just A Quick One Tonight...THE EXTENSION
Well soon i will be ordering an brand spankin' new Orange County Snare Drum!:-)
So heres a competition for all you kah-razay kats out there. Send me an e-mail to my address, label it "OCP Comp" and send me ideas for the colour of the sparkles i should have on it and the in scription on the name badge. Winner will recieve a mystery prize so leave your address at the bottom of the e-mail...home address because this is a real physical prize...that can be held...and if i feel really generous i'll send you some stuff signed by the band...not that you'd care unless you like us...or know us...or are some kind of obbsessive, crazed wierdo:s.
Get those e-mails in quick!
Cheerz Again
Cookster

Just A Quick One Tonight
Right hopfully the message board is up and running now but if it ain't there please send an e-mail to cookie671@hotmail.com and remember to put the subject to Voice o' the people or i WILL delete it. Cheerz
Cookster

Info...For My Peeps Out There...You Know Who You Are!
Just a quick one tonight...for a change...the new link that reads "Back To Home" will take you to the OFFICIAL Sensory Deprivation website. Apparently i'm not good enought to represent the band with my page...or something like that...and to be honest i'm not really because i don't have pictures on this site. Soon there WILL be pictures on the official site. Oh and until i get my message board please send an e-mail to cookie671@hotmail.com, and make the subject "Voice o' The People"...or i'll just delete it like i delete my usual in-flow of pornographic and financial information e-mails. Cheerz for coming back to this lil' hole i call my site.
The Cookster

The Beginning...(Part 2-The End Of The Beginning)
Ahhh! I'm back again to finish "The Beginning..." chapter. See this is how it works, daily or weekly i will rite a "chapter" if you will, and the title will be at the top and soon i hope to have a message board for your comments, CONSTRUCTIVE comments guys please...no making fun of my poor spelling and grammar ED! So now to pick up where i left off. There will be a link to the band website very soon. Our name is Sensory Deprivation. And me being The Wonderful Cookster i am have the line up info for you lucky, lucky people...who have nothing better to do then read my crap...in fact maybe no-one reads this and i'm writting for no reason...hmmmmm...maybe just for fun...no...deffinatly for no reason i think...what do you think? Post your oppinion on the new message board...when i get it going...sorry, IF i ever get it going! Back to the subject in-hand, the line is...drum-role please...oh thats my job...DRRRRRRRRRRR! Presenting Sensory Deprivation...Adam Ryan-Vocals...Olly Ryan-Guitar/Backing Vocals...Chris Goode-Bass... Alex Roffey-Guitar...And The Funky-Ass Cookster...me OK!on the Drums! So there you have it...the band of the future...today...on your computer. See i can write rhymes...just not very good ones...write now...but i have written good ones...maybe one day i'll post some lyrics. Well i posted the influences yesterday but here are some more of the key influences...Incubus, Live, ummmm...Athlete and various others. Look you kahrazy cats i gotta go so, thanx again for the reading of the site...if anybody read this...i did...but still keep coming back and posting stuff on the soon to be present message board...remember CONSTRUCTIVE criticism please...and any good comment will be appreaciated. Cheerz again.
The Cookster
P.S. more info on the band official site and more info will be posted soon Cheerz again...PEACE OUT!

"I'm not here to tell you how it's going to end, i'm here to tell you how it's going to begin."Neo, The Matrix.
THIS IS THE BEGINNING...
well it ain't much but its a beginning for me. I got a little bord and thought i would start a site.
Well i'm "The Cookster"(as some may call me)Cookie may surfice, but The Cookster sounds better so call me that(!), baisically i'm a drummer...in a band. Well i thought that i could start a message board for the soul purpose of trying to build a fan base...of people who've never heard any of our music...not that we write any anyway...well i try...but thats not the point. We don't write our own stuff...not yet anyway, but we play stuff like Linkin Park, Bush, Hundred Reasons, Limp Bizkit and if i can get the others to do it some Finch, Box Car Racer, Blink-182. Well i'll post details bout the band tomorrow and tell ya a lil' more bout the band(more influences, line-up, ect?...etc?...one of you guys should tell me how to spell that). Oh and before i go i'd like some help with names for the band, any help would be much appreciated?...appreaciated?...better tell me how to spell that too...if i got it wrong that is. Cheerz if u took the time to read this.BYE!
The Cookster
P.S. the time at the tops wrong its 22:59