The Weekend...A Chronicle Of An Oddessy...I Know It Looks Like An Essay But It's Worth Reading...I Think(!)
Well i've had a good weekend. And as you can tell by the title i'm gonna tell y'all 'bout it!Well it started on Saturday night when we had the reception for my cousin Dan...oh by the way good luck m8!Well it started with a glass of punch...then of wine...then of champagne...then 5 bottles of Buddwieser and 2 of Smirnoff Ice, plus a BIG roast dinner...not a good mix...i could tell that when i was looking at it a couple of hours later at 2:30 in the morning:-s And then the much hyped "Band Practice" on Sunday went well...we nailed "The warmth" by Incubus...buy the album.."Make Yourself" in your local store it's my album of the week!Like i said it all went well till an old women came bangin' on the window of the factory (we practice in my dads factory) Well she called me out...and by this time she was really mad. She told me we'd been there since 1:00 for 4 hours...LIE, we'd been there since 2 and it was ten minutes to five...you do the maths...she also said "we've been timing you"...how can some crazed beeatch be in the company of others...ahh...an insane asylme! I informed her of this fact many times but she argued with me...eventually she said "the time does'nt matter"...i replied "IF THE TIME DOESN'T MATTER DON'T WASTE MY TIME TELLING ME IT DOES!" She then sez "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DAD AND HIS F***ING FACTORY I'M GOING TO THE COUNSEL FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING!"...mad old bint like CORNWALL BLOODY COUNSEL would give a crap! Some people really should get laid sometime:-) Well i'll be off thanx for readin' this instalment of "The Disrespectful Cookster And His (Not the right kinda) Action Packed Weekends!
P.S. Check out the WebsiteOfTheWeek...or Month...i can't remember what i put OK!It's full of comedy gems...especially "sbemails". Oh and check out my man "The Roffster" (our guitarist)'s Blog:www.all-roffsters-verve.blogspot.com/
Cheerz Again!
Well i've had a good weekend. And as you can tell by the title i'm gonna tell y'all 'bout it!Well it started on Saturday night when we had the reception for my cousin Dan...oh by the way good luck m8!Well it started with a glass of punch...then of wine...then of champagne...then 5 bottles of Buddwieser and 2 of Smirnoff Ice, plus a BIG roast dinner...not a good mix...i could tell that when i was looking at it a couple of hours later at 2:30 in the morning:-s And then the much hyped "Band Practice" on Sunday went well...we nailed "The warmth" by Incubus...buy the album.."Make Yourself" in your local store it's my album of the week!Like i said it all went well till an old women came bangin' on the window of the factory (we practice in my dads factory) Well she called me out...and by this time she was really mad. She told me we'd been there since 1:00 for 4 hours...LIE, we'd been there since 2 and it was ten minutes to five...you do the maths...she also said "we've been timing you"...how can some crazed beeatch be in the company of others...ahh...an insane asylme! I informed her of this fact many times but she argued with me...eventually she said "the time does'nt matter"...i replied "IF THE TIME DOESN'T MATTER DON'T WASTE MY TIME TELLING ME IT DOES!" She then sez "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DAD AND HIS F***ING FACTORY I'M GOING TO THE COUNSEL FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING!"...mad old bint like CORNWALL BLOODY COUNSEL would give a crap! Some people really should get laid sometime:-) Well i'll be off thanx for readin' this instalment of "The Disrespectful Cookster And His (Not the right kinda) Action Packed Weekends!
P.S. Check out the WebsiteOfTheWeek...or Month...i can't remember what i put OK!It's full of comedy gems...especially "sbemails". Oh and check out my man "The Roffster" (our guitarist)'s Blog:www.all-roffsters-verve.blogspot.com/
Cheerz Again!
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