Concept Blog:#000002 Vol.1
Tonights rough concept...Pigs Flying : Idea supplied by The Roffman.

Well where to start...Pigs...Flying is like...GOTIT! Since the dawn of time man has yarned to fly like the humble, succulant pig...but t'was never ment to be my friend...oh no, never, ment, to, be! Indeed man had been delt a hard blow in his quest for flight, and the last thing they wanted to see, were these fat, bloated, shit staind, goat eating, bitch-ass mofoes flying over head oinking cockily...wankers! I mean, tbh God was being a bit of a favouritist towards pigs, he may have claimed to have created all men equal, but he didn't say anything about pigs in the bible did he?! Oh no0O! Rather than condeming all of their sins or judging them, he just said "Right you smelly fat inertiatic lumps! I've just iven you wings...go forth and use them to their full potential." I believe that this was because he couldn't be bothered to punish sins so he just got the pigs to plant big, fat, wanging shites on the sinners of the world...blatant racism.
Well that's tonights concept delt with...well if you could imaging pigs flying...oinking in you face...rubbing it in...YOU FAT STINKING SHIT GET BACK HERE SO I CAN MINCE YOU INTO BACON!!! Ummm on the subject of bacon...canadian bacon that is...The Jezzter has informed me why JT hates me...when asked "Why do you hate Cookie?" he replied " 'Cus he's a twat."
"Whys that?", Zinderz enquired.
"Because he's annoying[?!]"
Whoa, whoa hold up there big guy...fair enough he can say i'm a twat but annoying[!] lets just see how annoying i have been to him...ummmm...well considering i've barely said 20/30 words to him since he arrived in the country...not very tbf. So i have come to the conclusion he is being, he is a twat...tbf, tbh, tbh, tbf.
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NOW THAT'S THE HIT OF THE WHOLE FRUIT!