Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Ladies, Gentlemen, Massies...and Smeddles: I present to you, my gift to the blogging world...THE CONCEPT BLOG!
Todays concept will be the word "Mofo", and t'was kindly supplied by Jezz-man. So here we go...

The Urban Dictionary Defines "mofo as:

Short term for motherfucker
Example:
Damn, that mofo is stealing the bank. Where are the shithead cocksucking police dicks!?!?!?

My definition however would be:

"Mo-FOE":noun, verb, adjective
An abreaviation of the term mother fuck/fucker.
Examples:
Noun:"Yo, look at that mofo up in herre, aaaiiiiiIII!"
Verb:"Yo, aaiiiite, i'm gunna mofo up yo ass, beatch!"
Adjective:"Yo, hoe! I'm gunna beat chur ass like a mofo possesed!"
Note: can also be used multiple times in a sentence, for gangster-position-emphasis...ummmm...
Example:"Wud'up beeatches, i'm pimpin' like a mofo possessed, up en herre, aiiite! HEY! HOE! IF Y'ALL DON'T SHUT DA FUUUK UP, I'LL SHOW YA HOW MY PIMPIN' HAND IS RELLE STRONG, BY BEATIN' THE MOFO OUTTA YO FACE HOE, AAAIIITE! SWEET MO-OF-FO BEATCH! GET UP IN DERRE AND MAKE ME SOME PIES!"
Shit i know but it's a concept and i never have a set concept but trust me this is the new shit.

In other news...we played Edgehill today at the ol' hole itself, and the emplied result was, indeed, the final result. 24-7...oooo0000OOOOyeah, and as if that wasn't enough of an insult to the guys there, Stephan and Rowan then proceeded to chat with there, girls [hmmm, they're not that bad], also i still haven't discovered why JT the canadian hates me, i acctually asked him after the match and he just ingnored me eventhough i was speaking to his face...i used to think he was alright but he's coming across as quite a bit of a nob tbf, maybe i did laugh at him when he was sizing me up, but i thought he was fkin' around...so lets recap JT tbh being a bit of a nob and Edgehill being beaten, and the birth of the concept blog.
Cheerz...don' be too brutal!

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