Well its been a long time coming but heres what you've all been waiting for...an update!!!
Not a lot has been going on since you last dropped by, on fire works night i didn't talk to Tanja...but my mates, group of twats who follow me around did...and consequntley fkd shit up! So anyway i said (foolishley i realise now) in a txt that i wanted to speak to her that night...so we went into the Carriors last night, me, cawa, jasp, Jezz, henderson, oli and the roff...plus some random guy called spike who i mistook for Rosheen when cara pulled up lol. Well anyway when we decide to move on, we all go out side and i say "i need a slah, wait for me ok!" I walk back in, take two steps forward and who did i see...that's right TANJA! So a lil bit of small chat is exchanged...i.e. your not old enough to be here, etc, etc. Well she then asks (this is where my complete fkin' stupidity comes into make the play of the match!)...tbf..."So what did you want to tell me on bonfire night?"...THE SYSTEM IS DOWN U STUPID MUTHA FKR...i went completely blank lol, tbf, one of her mates was practically stairing me out. She blatently knew what i wanted to say...i mean im a guy ok, fk, isnt it obvious...luckily her mate swiftly stepped past and i acctually got to the toilets.lol...and then those, twats who hang around with me abandoned me...i went out side and they'd gone...WANKERS!!!

Oli then comes up with a plan to get into shit-rizma, that involved his younger brother buying fags for use so we look older...the fking idiocy!

Well we also had a band practice and nailed a song earlier that day..Neptune by INME...first act on at Reading...had to say it tbf. Well we owned it pretty much first time we played it. lol, roffman had a bit of a pre-madonna tbf...he forgot his strap and we were making fun of him..."I'm not playing without a guitar strap...do you know who i am!" lol.
Well the set list stands at the moment, Roffman is fully show the ropes:
1. Hundred Reasons-Silver
2. Bush-Everything Zen
3. Linkin Park-Paper Cut
4. Incubus-The Warmth
5. INME-Neptune
Still to be done over this week:
Blink 182- Stay Together For The Kids and Adam's Song...stone-cold-fking-classics...and tbf new album out soon:

Well i'm sure your as bord as i am if you stuck with this...and my fingers are numb...so a lyric is needed, so inlight of the fact that i'm not really worried about the women front anymore...because i don't really care at the mo...as iv been told constantly by Jezz and my bro here it is, ahh it's nice to reach enlightenment...fk it the whole song works...except for a couple of the last lines:

INME: Neptune
I wish I had a different star,
I wish I had a different silhouette,
You decrease me, you seclude me, aggravate me and you made me,
What I am today,
This is the way forward,
You are the way backward,
And left you all behind,
I wish we could communicate,
Despite the fact you'd hate me anyway,
You seduce me, you abuse me, you frustate me and amaze me,
What is wrong with me?
It's bad enough that you could say that, It's bad enough,
I wish that I could trade these eyes,
Because now I only despise my own lies,
You sedate me, elevate me, incarcerate me, you hate me,
Neptune in the sea

There that's all for now...so post mutha fkers because the has been a great lack of it as of late!!!!
alright then...F.O.

Last day of half term...fk me boys and girls that went quick!
A quote from Mars Volta "Televators" taken from the album "De-loused At The Comatorium": "One day this chalk outline will circle this city, was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face. Good shit if you listen hard enough!
Well not much has happened today really guys...i got up at...ffs 9 o bloody clock to go down stairs and do 4 to 5 hours of solid course work...not even oppressed asylem seekers have to go through that much torment to get money in the future. Well after i had completed my Geography prject to some great extent i then had to first translate Phils scouse writing and then proceed to look for any mistakes thast i had made in my course work with the helpful pointers Phil gave me such as "Not clear enough" i'll take that as "I don't understand." Well i lost the patience quite fast.
In other news i got a random phone call today from Miss Jay ummm...her second name begins with "Whi" i think, anyway she said in the phone call to tell Roffey that she loves him so what better way to do it than in public.Um KT and the Jezz Dude are giving it a go...and well i don't know wtf is wrong with me...i get like,13 year olds in love with me argh! FFS! I may have to text The Silent J, or for Roffster Tanjiit(said in an Idian accent) tomorrow and see what shes doing for the night of fire works. Shoud be a good night, Olly, Jezzster, Henderson maybe, KT, ummm lol Furse too and Monty/GoldenGrahams too.
Before i go tonight i'll give y'all the address of a decent site that will now be under "The Good Stuff" of the side bar under the title "ForAllYourLyricalNeeds".
Catcha some otha time beatches!!!

Check out the new...although poorly made SIDE BAR PROFILE!
Well im back from Newquay...and the Roffster and i survived quite a lot of bordum. Well on the first day we were there i saw a group of girls...one kind of stood out from the rest...being hotter of course. Well we finished up dinner and sat and chilled in the hotel...and every time i seemed to turn around the girl (Rachel) was looking at me. As we progressed throughout the evening and weekend it became apparent she liked me, they followed me and Rof and she was always looking at me etc...maybe the very subtle line from her friend Jade kind of gave me a clue too..."Oh, what Rachel...You think Dennis is cute!" but let me tell you the scariest thing, my friend, i found out that even though she looked like 15 or 16 she was like 12-13 and i though fucking hell...im stayin well away...also it explained why her dad looked at me as if, "If you even look at my daughter im going to rip your scrotal sack off" :s tbf it was quite nice to have it vis-versa to the normal me liking some one and not getting the return like-ing-ness...?
Also i got a message back from the silent J girl and well it seemed that the liking you thing was cool...in the way that she said that she got it, but didn't really make any reference to it...so i didn't really fuck up...but then i really didn't do anything useful either...so we'll regard it as i MINOR success, on the grounds of not being told to "FUCK OFF!" lol. Any way got to go y'all.