Well its been a long time coming but heres what you've all been waiting for...an update!!!
Not a lot has been going on since you last dropped by, on fire works night i didn't talk to Tanja...but my mates, group of twats who follow me around did...and consequntley fkd shit up! So anyway i said (foolishley i realise now) in a txt that i wanted to speak to her that night...so we went into the Carriors last night, me, cawa, jasp, Jezz, henderson, oli and the roff...plus some random guy called spike who i mistook for Rosheen when cara pulled up lol. Well anyway when we decide to move on, we all go out side and i say "i need a slah, wait for me ok!" I walk back in, take two steps forward and who did i see...that's right TANJA! So a lil bit of small chat is exchanged...i.e. your not old enough to be here, etc, etc. Well she then asks (this is where my complete fkin' stupidity comes into make the play of the match!)...tbf..."So what did you want to tell me on bonfire night?"...THE SYSTEM IS DOWN U STUPID MUTHA FKR...i went completely blank lol, tbf, one of her mates was practically stairing me out. She blatently knew what i wanted to say...i mean im a guy ok, fk, isnt it obvious...luckily her mate swiftly stepped past and i acctually got to the toilets.lol...and then those, twats who hang around with me abandoned me...i went out side and they'd gone...WANKERS!!!

Oli then comes up with a plan to get into shit-rizma, that involved his younger brother buying fags for use so we look older...the fking idiocy!

Well we also had a band practice and nailed a song earlier that day..Neptune by INME...first act on at Reading...had to say it tbf. Well we owned it pretty much first time we played it. lol, roffman had a bit of a pre-madonna tbf...he forgot his strap and we were making fun of him..."I'm not playing without a guitar strap...do you know who i am!" lol.
Well the set list stands at the moment, Roffman is fully show the ropes:
1. Hundred Reasons-Silver
2. Bush-Everything Zen
3. Linkin Park-Paper Cut
4. Incubus-The Warmth
5. INME-Neptune
Still to be done over this week:
Blink 182- Stay Together For The Kids and Adam's Song...stone-cold-fking-classics...and tbf new album out soon:

Well i'm sure your as bord as i am if you stuck with this...and my fingers are numb...so a lyric is needed, so inlight of the fact that i'm not really worried about the women front anymore...because i don't really care at the mo...as iv been told constantly by Jezz and my bro here it is, ahh it's nice to reach enlightenment...fk it the whole song works...except for a couple of the last lines:

INME: Neptune
I wish I had a different star,
I wish I had a different silhouette,
You decrease me, you seclude me, aggravate me and you made me,
What I am today,
This is the way forward,
You are the way backward,
And left you all behind,
I wish we could communicate,
Despite the fact you'd hate me anyway,
You seduce me, you abuse me, you frustate me and amaze me,
What is wrong with me?
It's bad enough that you could say that, It's bad enough,
I wish that I could trade these eyes,
Because now I only despise my own lies,
You sedate me, elevate me, incarcerate me, you hate me,
Neptune in the sea

There that's all for now...so post mutha fkers because the has been a great lack of it as of late!!!!
alright then...F.O.