"monday rugby, tuesday drumming, drinking on friday night, i got study on wednesday, more rugby thursday, drinking on a friday night!"
Well that it my version of The Darkness' classic "Dancing on a Friday Night", because well thats whats going down this week, basically, not enough brain power to finish my english creative writing so a little bloggage, I felt, was in order. Not that i gotta lot to say cus i cant be arsed to write out the past weeks events again after the crappy blogshit screwed up and eventhough it asked me to save the post and i said yes i still couldn't find it!!! Oh well thats life i guess...sooo what can i say...ummmm well if you check out the dictionary and look up the word "goite" for it now has a meening my friends, mmmmMMMMM...indeeeed...well i am running out of the usual shite...to rite...so cheerz.
Cookie
P.S. Happy Birthday Shepps i hope it was cool, even though you didnt invite me...fair enough not Olly but hey, neh i wont hold it against ya, and anyway you probably wont know if you had a good time cus from what i heard you pretty much passed out quite early on.

Well here it is boys and girls the new-look "...and the crap" page i decided to fk around with my template and after a while i made alittle progess...so here you are.
Cookie

"Does a mullet make a man?
Well i seem to be doing a zinderz but this is a lyric fitting the subject...the tragic loss of a good mutual friend of us all, he tought us all what it is to hang-low with pride...and piss off certain deputy heads, but we must say a fond fair-well to...Eds mullet...you may or maynot all ready know but today at an unspecified time the mullet of Edward Taylor was cut off, for all of the sad story from his closest living relative...the lump of mass which spawned it (Ed) click here. And with that final sad sad note id like to dedicate this post of, whom some call "Cookies' Palace"(clickhere for the site within a site...then click it on that site for a site within a site within a site...then,etc,etc), to Edwards Mullet...Rizzle In Pizzle Ma' Nizzle...
Cookie
P.S. All condolences on the message board. And from now on all of my posts will be positive.

"Lick My Nine!"
That is my new pha-rase for the time, taken from the now classic Dr. Evil version of "It's a hard kock life". Well i'll make no secret of my pissy mood as of late, so instead of prasing something i'm just going to list the pissy things as of late!!!So laydeez, gentilemen......and massies...
Most Recent Shitting Annoyences:
1. Getting a referal in my first lesson on monday morning for...get this, "patchy work"(!) indeed, i mean maybe it wouldn't be so patchey if she set less than an hours work of homework for a 30 minute slot, or maybe if i could tap into the un-understandible speed-talking!...or maybe if i could be arsed with the crappy work it may help...i dont know!!!
2. Rugby: we lost against Grenville on saturday and the standard of play in our training the other day was none other then shocking to be fair! urgh i mean ffs, Massie i know you dont like shirt pulling but that doesnt make it fing illegal!
3.The there's last nite when this very blog or one similar was MENT to be published but the internet fkd up and i lost a good 1/2 hours worth of bloggage! I mean ffs! and my msn messenger kept logging oot(for any canadians) which pissed me off no end.
4. tbh, this doesnt annoy me more as make me insecure slightly...as from now no reply for 27 hours at least...a joke shurely!!! And Zindy m8...had me fooled for a second but cummon...tbh......YOURMUM!
Laughable events: Massie giving me sides for smiling at him...well for one, in itself thats goite-ish behavior and two...his mum is full-on M.I.L.F. NO JOKE LADS!!!
Recent Descoverys: All people from bide...have an instant 3 point reduction off of the fitness 1-10 scale for they are already at least points on the tard-o-meter...The new Muse album rocks(really)...i never seem to be able to get a hot girl(lol oldnews)...well Fo' Shizzle Ma' Nizzle for this week!So cheerz and
LICK MY NINE!!!!
Cookie

This is a news flash courtesy of the good people at Bloggage International
Well here is the weeks sporting news, well Kelly *spits on screen* did beat us beat US but...oh yes...the first team beat...no thats the wrong word, thrashed, no more like they raped and pilliaged Kelly College72...thats write... 72-0, zilch, zip, nada!
And yesterday (Saturday) We played Grenville College. And it was a really hot day so we could tell we had a fight on our hands. So we played and after about 15-20 minutes the score was 5-7 to us...and we played...and we played and it stayed that way for the rest of the game, and it just came down to who had more stamina and who wanted it more...us obviously, and i know 5-7 is still a victory but i would've felt better if Massie passed out to the FIVE MAN OVER LAP we had so the score could've been a little more distanced but hey wudd'ya gunna do?
The 1st team also had a game and had a very confortable 24-37 win i think. And respect is due to Shaun Pollock for a stunning kick which landed right on a Grenville supporters car...and shattered the wind-screen!!!lol a bit of a classic moment ensued as i chatted to Dexter about, to be honest...how sweet a kick it was and the un-questionable accuracy of it just as this person walks up and is like..."What the hell's happened to my car!?!"...a quick disappearence was required!
Also in other news happy birthday to Matt Pitt...Olly and i kinda gate-crashed his party with Zindy. It was a laugh. Also i must say that Cara's car stereo system with the sub-woofer kicks ass...just for the sole purpose of driving around bouncing to the "Don't This Shit Make Ma' Nigas' Wanna' Jump" song(Note:not being racist but i don't know the song title and those are the lyrics o.k.)Well that about raps it up this time, so i'll leave y'all to whatever y'all doing. Cheerz Cookie

Well here i am, i guess i had to show that i'm still alive sometime...
Well as you can guess from the previous sentence i'm not really in the mood for this but i haven't done it for a while sooooo....O! also all of my female fans were complaining about lack of new bloggage^.
So here is a summary of what will possibly feature in this post...just so you can bail early if needs be:*
1.The back-to-school-news-agenda...thing...?
2.Up and coming sports events and the like...
3.How the world(and myself) screw my life up over and over and over...AND OVER!...usually in the field of the opposite of sex(translation for massie: Women, w-o-m-e-n, can you say that one...nope i knew you lacked the INTELLIGENCE...HAHA!...HAHAHA!)...(HA!)
Well here goes...
1.Back at school and its all right i guess. We're doing some cool shit in music i guess, minimalist music, baisically for me it's good 'cus i just sat around for 50 minutes after making a real phat (thats right P-H-PHAT!) 4+5/4 time beat! So that was okay. On wednesday we have to go to play rugby at Kelly College *spits-on-the-word-on-the-screen...then-has-to-wipe-it-off*so if the team doesn't get its act together we'll get a real pasting but it won't 'cus we've got a good team...and we're playing the year below us, humiliation ensues if we lose!
2.Sorry this'll look a little small after the last paragraph 'cus i included half of this one in section 1...u'll understand in a sec...anyway. Well also i'm looking forward to going to see the all-mighty Muse in concert...but thats on the 7th of December so thats a while off. Ummm i guess that's the event...s...well thats how exciting life is for me at the moment, and that tenuiously links us to the whining and depressing stuff i'm good at...also being irritating...i'm really good at that, just ask Jawz, he's the only person i take pride in annoying really, 'cus i get him worked up about really petty, pointless stuff...and usually win the argument...lol, we've had some laffs...usually to the annoyence of fellow bus-er...s? and of course Olly himself, but i digress...
3.Well here we are...i wont bore y'all with the details but there's a real hot, cool girl i work with and i feel we get along really well and i don't want to say anything...'cus i have acute foot-in-mouth syndrom so we'll leave it there for now...but nobody i know noes who it is so don't even try to embarass me.
But lets move on 'cus i don't like this subject 'cus...well i just don't! Check out Buzznia for a review of the training match of rugby last wednesday. Well tomorrows tuesday and i have school and various doubles...GAY!
I have also decided that i shall stay on for the sixth form at school for none-other reason than being a prefect ands telling the little shits of the future to write me a side on "How To Paint A Fence" etc...in fact i think i will now list them for future reference and if any other prefects are stuck for cruel ideas, the top three and the fence one were ones i heard 6th formers speak of but i'd like to keep a tradition alive:
"What the inside of a table-tennis ball looks like"
"The sound grass makes as it grows"(I like that one)
"The sexual activities of a table-tennis ball"
"The life of a piece of chalk"
"Where lint comes from"
"Why bread is called bread"
"The interesting points of a black board"
Any more ideas? please post them on the message board.
Cheerz Cookie
^I think we all no what follows...B-b-b-bullshite!
*List subject to change and complete truck loads of mindless crap and well general tenuious digression...good use of lingo i think!